So I go into Facebook this morning and I have a message:
You are ruining the good name of Brandon Fuller with your tree hugging nature crap. I demand that you change you name before you suck all of the goodness out of this great name. I know the real Brandon Fuller and he is ten times the man you are. If you choose not to change your name I will be forced to come to Boulder Co. and punch you directly in the face.
So who is the real me?