Boner Man

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So Sem goes back to Turkey every year and he always brings me a gift. What a nice boy. One year he brought me a really nice Turkish rug. This year he brought me back this statue.


So apparently, this guy is god Bes. He is considered a protector of women in labor. His job was to frighten away demons that might try to interfere during the birth. Not sure if he is going to club them with his erect penis or what. I guess since we had a baby this year its appropriate — or maybe Sem has seen me in the urinal.