Mexican Spanish Phrases

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I picked up this Mexican Spanish phrase book a few weeks ago on an Amazon shopping spree. Brushing up for an upcoming trip.

Learning Spanish in high school was so boring. You spoke about things that didn’t have anything to do with everyday speaking. However, this book goes to the other end. It has sections on everything. My favorite section was the social section in which it covered sex phrases. I am not going to provide the translations but I thought you might be interested in the types of phrases that are “popular” to learn. This is the order from the book…the phrases seem to go from the beginning to the end of the sexual experience. At each juncture there are several choices of phrases.

I want to make love to you.

Do you have a condom?

Let's use a condom.

I won't do it without protection.

I think we should stop now.

Let's go to bed!

Kiss me!

I want you.

Take this off.

Do you like this?

I don't like that.

Touch me here.

Oh my God!

Oh yeah!

That's great.

Easy tiger!

Please stop!

Please don't stop!





That was amazing.

It's my first time.

I can't get it up - sorry.

Don't worry, I'll do it myself.

It helps to have a sense of humor.

Can I meet you tomorrow?

Can I stay over?

When can I see you again?