September 21, 2005
If There Is A God, He Hates You
So for all those people that migrated out of New Orleans and went to Houston, get the hell out of Houston! Somebody really doesn’t like you and is coming to get you wherever you are. I thought the mafia was cruel but the mafia is no match for these hurricanes. Mutha Nature is coming for you.
We better get some FBI style witness relocation programs going for the people of New Orleans. Again, I don’t know what you did down there…maybe its the music, or the cajun food, or all the “tits for beads”…whatever, somebody doesn’t like it.
Oh and don’t come to my town — I am sure that these hurricanes will keep creating more wetlands until they can power themselves all the way to Colorado. I know — get on a plane and go to Iraq. That place needs a good washing. ;)
