Brandon Fuller

Somebody Must Die

I have been addicted to Cheetos for many years. How can you not be? But when I started dieting, I had to cut them out. It was hard. But then I was saved when they introduced low carb Cheetos. Life was greater than ever. Now all of a sudden, Kim can’t find the Cheetos at any of our grocery stores anymore. Were they cancelled? Say it ain’t so. I haven’t had Cheetos in weeks now. I am going crazy. Help me. I am going through withdrawal. They say Cheetos are “Dangerously Cheesy” for a reason. I am going to give them Frito-Lay people a call! Otherwise, I am going to get fat on old fashioned Cheetos and it isn’t going to be my fault! Its my only option! ;)