Brandon Fuller

Morning TV Blows

I started working out again every day for 2005. I usually am pretty good about this during the summer because I love to go out and run in the heat and sweat. In the winter, it is harder to crawl out of bed into the cold and run. Hence, I run inside on a treadmill. Looking at a wall got boring so I put a TV down there. Just a good ole antennae on the TV so I just get local channels. Man, does that suck. Nothing is on when you run in the morning. Shows I have tried watching while running include:

• The View: Who died and made these bitches queens? Barbara Walters, I guess. Isn’t that one chick on there from Survivor? Then the fat one started talking about how she was in Sri Lanka just one month ago. Thank god she is safe. Yeah, right.
• Texas Justice: More white trash legal cases decided on TV. The one guy was asking for $4200 for his busted up ‘82 Cadillac Fleetwood. Um, the judge pointed out that the blue book was like $1900. So he got nothing.
• Jane: This is the Jane Pauley show. I know who she is but you can’t just call it Jane. You are not Oprah or Madonna yet. You still have to use 2 word names to describe yourself.

Maybe it is time to put a new TiVo down there. I mean, if I could watch something like The Daily Show each morning when working out, I bet I would be a little more likely to stick to this. Might even prefer it to running outside!