Ok, Winter is much too long in this Iowa town. They are going to make lying illegal. "Where have you been honey?"....uhhh....you could go to jail -- but that might be better than staying there at times. :)
Snoop D-Oh-Double G is may be back in court. He used a message that somebody left on his answering machine in a song on his album. Man, what a scheme. Please call me at home home number ASAP so I can cash in too. And if you are in Iowa and you lie on my answering machine you will not be able to collect because you will be in jail.
Sounds like a failed science project -- the world's largest rubber band ball failed to bounce.
In another record setting attempt in the world of sports, this dude is trying to be the world's fastest clapper. Man, this sucks, I need a new goal now.